I had a spectacular pedicure at the Riverstone Spa yesterday (in the Inn at the Forks). My toes always look and feel so much better when someone else does the dirty work - the clipping, the filing, the polishing.
While at dinner with Pam and Sharon tonight - we got on the topic of winning the lottery and what we'd do with the money. Most of our ideas revolved around looks, if you can believe it. All of us were down for some major surgery to fix us up.
For starters, if I had a damn near unlimited amount of money - you can bet your ass I would take drastic measures to have the body I always wanted. If I can't have my head surgically attached to J.Lo's body - then I will settle for some liposuction, a breast lift/reduction, and a professional hair stylist to make me look amazing every day.
That's really all we want these days, to be effortlessly pretty. I know no matter how hard I work, I will never look like Jennifer Lopez, but I could buy that couldn't I? If I was rich I would do nothing but be beautiful all the time. I'd have a trainer, a stylist, a nutritionist - basically a team of full time babysitters who look after nothing but my beauty needs.
I'd get massages and body wraps and facials all the time. I'd pay a nice lady to exfoliate me head to toe once a week if I could get away with it. I wouldn't work so I could hit the gym for two hours a day and drink fancy smoothies and healthy meals prepared for me by a personal chef.
I'd have no stress.
My god, you have no idea all the things I would love to do to fulfill my vanity. It's embarrassing to be blogging about it since it's all so vacuous. But I'm not going to lie - I'm vain. I like surfaces that can show me my reflection because I'm still getting used to being pretty. I wasn't that attractive growing up - it all sort of went my way when I turned 19. I'm still new to receiving compliments about the way I look but I fuckin' love it - who doesn't?
If I had it my way I'd have my hair cut and coloured every six weeks (I used to be able to do this when I lived at home and had no bills). It's amazing - I don't spend money on clothes or shoes, but have no limits when it comes to my hair.
uuuugh. I just need to get rich. Someone in Manitoba won a 50 million dollar jackpot this weekend. It wasn't me, but if it was, lemme tell ya.. I got plans.
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I would buy a new home and build a closet like this:
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Then I would have a hairstylist to do my hair ever morning.
You know that surgery Nicole Richie has so she can be and stay super thin and never being able to eat much at all / not craving anything so much?
That's the first thing I will have if I have tons of money.
Then yesss off with the personal hairstylist, make up artist, chef, trainer, and definitely fashion stylist who's in charge of my outfits in every occasion : so I can look effortlessly stylish even when I go get a cup of coffee in the nearest starbucks.
Vain is definitely one of my biggest sins.
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